A man, submitting information to his income tax preparer, was asked how many dependents he had. “Fifteen,” he replied. The preparer asked, “Excuse me? Would you mind repeating that?” The man replied,…
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During an argument with his parents, young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure and money. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m moving out! Don’t try and stop me!” With…
The couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available….
When the family was moving cross-country the Mom and Dad each needed to drive one of their two cars. Their eight-year-old son worriedly asked, “How will we keep from getting separated?” “We’ll…
Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers. One day he was looking through the family photo album with his mother when he noticed, in page after…
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just joined the army. There were gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older…
A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, “Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?” “Because,” his dad explained, “after you ate the…
A couple was selling their house. The mother stressed emphatically that her sons must make their beds each morning. She left for work before they left for school, and she wanted to…
A woman opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, “I’m collecting donations for the new children’s home we’re building. I hope you’ll…
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours…
The teenager approached the sales clerk in the clothing store with a large bag. “My mother likes this outfit — may I exchange it?”
One year, a Mother decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their Grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks…