Three shipwreck survivors were on a life boat After several weeks stranded at sea, they’d nearly run through their supplies. Now that they were down to a single can of ham, they…
They were bored sitting empty, so they decided to perform some experiments. The physicist says, “I’m gonna measure the depth of the sea.” He proceeds to dive into the sea, but goes…
A grandma and her grandson are at the beach having a nice day When out of nowhere, a huge wave comes and sweeps him out to sea. She drops to her knees…
An Irishman walks into a bar, and orders three pints, all at once. He does this for several days, drinking one, and then the next one, and then the last one. After…
The farmer had all the answers about the cows. Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A…
Jane Brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked. “It’s $130,″ was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped…
A man walks to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank…
A doctor, an architect and a lawyer are arguing about which of their jobs is oldest. The doctor says: “It’s definitely mine. On the 6th day of creation, God gave surgery to…
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. NASA allowed each of them to take 95 kilos of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to…
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night light’ and…