Three boys are in the school yard bragging about how fast their fathers are. The first one says, “my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run,…

Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now. “I would like my children to say, ‘He was successful in business’,” declared the first…

1. Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. 2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals. 3. You get into a heated argument about pension plans….

Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,” Little Johnny said to his Grandfather. “It’s the best Christmas present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how…

A three-year-old boy opened the birthday gift from his grandmother and he discovered a water gun. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. The boy’s father was not so…

A fifteen-year-old boy came bounding into the house and found his mom in bed. He asked if she were sick or something. He was truly concerned. Mom replied that, as a matter…

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Bobby. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Danny,” replied the…

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami…

A professor of psychology at a British university included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting…

I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. “What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?” I wondered aloud….

A young man volunteered to babysit one night so his mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One…

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture…