My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo,…
I was delivering a parcel. I walked up to the front door and knocked, before noticing a sign. “If not in, leave with neighbours.” I tried one more time and nobody answered,…
One day, a woman’s doorbell rang. The weather was very bad. The woman opened the door, and there stood a young girl, a Jehovah’s Witness, soaking wet. The woman felt sorry for…
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be…
A police officer is hammering furiously on a guy’s door. When the guy opens the door the officer says; “Do you know what GBH is?” The guy say; “eh, no I don’t.”…
A farmer walks up to the front door of a neighboring farmhouse. He knocks on the door and a young boy, about ten years old, answers. “Good morning, sir,” he says. “Good…
A group of guys were smoking weed at a party, when they heard a knock at the door. In a panic, they hid the joints in a cuckoo clock. They opened the…
A man who is riddled with guilt confesses in a sms message to his next-door neighbor. Dear neighbor, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have…
A man on a train gets up and moves to the doors… A conductor notices and says “Sorry sir, this train doesn’t stop at the next station on a Sunday night.” Seeing…
An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told…