An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman wanted to see the Olympics, but they didn’t have tickets. They went round back to see if they could sneak in, but there was a guard at…
A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland. The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more…
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy right now. Can you bring…
My first time in Vegas I stayed for one night. Checked out in the morning, the bill was $250, and they had added resort fees, and I asked what the heck is…
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man…
Politicians go visit a school High ranking politicians visit a school. The top one goes over the expenses and decides to make adjustments to cut costs. “The lunch portions are too big….
I have a friend who was obsessed with the moon. Lunar cycles, werewolf lore, eclipse dates, he knew all about them and then some. The really strange part was he focused solely…
NASA is getting transmission from their moon mission astronauts “Houston, we have a problem. Russians just landed on the moon.” “It’s OK, continue your mission, ignore the Russians.” “Houston, we have a…
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon. Because he wants this night to…
A ship’s captain out at sea notices smoke on the horizon… …he orders the ship to head towards the smoke. As the ship gets closer to the source of the smoke, the…