A woman walked into a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. “What seems to be the problem, madam?” “I’m returning these…
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing…
Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what…
A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept saying that they could not afford one, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell you what,” he told her. “In the…
A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoorsman, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost…
A young couple brought their first baby home, a darling little girl. After a few days of dealing with the dirty diapers, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand…
Dave was sound asleep when his wife nudged him. “The phone’s ringing,” she said sleepily. “At this hour it must be for you.” She turned over and closed her eyes. Dave rolled…
A young man staggered into the small-town bakery at the crack of dawn on an extremely cold, wet, and stormy morning. “Thank heavens you are open,” he gasped. “Do you have fresh…
One morning a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he quickly answered, then ran off to work. At 10 AM,…
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right. “So, tell me, nurse,” he asked as his new family headed out the…
A property manager was showing an apartment to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Are you employed?” he asked. “Yes, both of us,” the wife answered. “Children?” “Oh, yes, ages nine…