An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told…
I met a girl from the country a few months back and I think I’m in love. She is so kind and interesting. Her name is Sue named after her mother. She…
A sports car is driving in Amish country. He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes…
A friend came back to our country after being in a safari in the wild He told me the experience was marvelous, except for one bit. He strayed far away from the…
An old man had died. His funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what…
A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler. A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler. After a while, the handler received a letter…
When he was 10 years old, a boy went on a cross country trip with his family. They had seen the Grand Canyon and the world’s largest ball of string and today…
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu. The student…
A foreigner enters a country and gets a taxi. On his way to the hotel he points at a tall building and asks the driver,’How long did it take to build that…
I was at the bar the other night … … and overheard three very big ol’ fat women talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent. I made…