A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, “Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.” Excited…
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At a wedding the Master of Ceremonies polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be a grey-haired couple in the corner. The MC asked them,…
A man was always telling his wife that housekeeping would be a a lot easier if she would just organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory…
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding”. The wedding vows went like this… “You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the…
A woman was walking down the street with a baby ape in her arms when a friend stopped her and asked what she was doing with the ape. “I just bought this…
At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. “Sweetie,”…
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no…
A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, “I know…
A good friend warned the father of three daughters that, as his daughters became old enough to date, he’d disapprove of every young man who took them out. But when the time…
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting, and enjoying each other’s friendship….
After a wife and husband had a huge argument, they ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, the husband asked where one of his shirts…
A forgetful husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, and provided that florist with…