Robert bought his girlfriend a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Robert’s friend inquired how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said Robert, “I persuaded her to switch to a…

Time has no meaning at all to some shoppers. A woman left one morning on one of her shopping expeditions announcing to her husband, “I’m going to do some shopping. I’ll be…

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. “Henry,” she said, “I’ve just received a letter from mother saying she isn’t accepting our invitation…

Having moved into his first apartment, a young man invited his Mother and Father for a visit. As they walked in, the son asked if they would like a cold drink. Mentally…

A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: “Why…

An old man was on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled the scent of fresh buns wafting into his room. Aaahhhh… he loved fresh buns…

Joe was looking quite depressed. “What’s the matter?” his friend asked. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained Joe, “and she said she isn’t talking to me for a whole…

An elderly couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor and get checked out. The doctor told them that they were physically just fine but might…

A customer wanted to ask his waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into…

One of the new couple’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the eager husband and wife decided to tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the…

When a woman in an office became engaged to be married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest.” “How long have you been married?” the woman…

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now daddy will have to do…