I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched. So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 lbs with…
A man walks into a bar and shouts “who thinks he’s badass enough and can beat me in an open fight?” “I do”, answers a man from the corner, 7 feet long,…
There’s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to…
A beautiful young woman wearing a revealing black dress and a sharp-dressed middle-aged man were sitting across from one another in an exclusive, high-end New York City restaurant; long white tablecloths and…
A young guy bursts into a small corner shop late one evening… “I landed a hot date tonight and she will be over any minute. I need a bottle of wine, a…
A man left for work one Friday morning. Instead of going home after work, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally…
I went to Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap…
A man goes on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. Whilst stretching their legs outside the jeep a lion jumps out of the bushes and corners the mother-in-law The man’s wife screams…
The population of this country is 327 million. 76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled. Which leaves 203…