When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn’t remember. “You probably got the cheaper gas,” he…
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A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper. A few days later, he actually did…
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Someone’s been eating my porridge!” he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives…
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet…
A young lady visited a dating service and requested, “I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?” The matchmaker said, “What exactly are you looking…
It turned out that the newly married wife was not a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what…
A man took off with his family to tour the country. When he returned, his next door neighbour asked how he enjoyed the vacation. “Well,” he replied, “have you ever spent three…
One day a housework-challenged husband announced to his wife that he had decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What…
A wife was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs, she pointed…
Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. “Will you marry me, darling?” he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, “Yes, if you’ll buy me a mink.”…
As a woman was about to go home from a long and stressful day at the office, her cell phone rang. It was her husband. “Will you be joining me in the…