The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. Her father had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she…
School
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: “If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to…
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her grades were good – mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a…
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions. The student took a seat in the hall and stared at the test for five minutes. He then…
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. “Worker ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from…
College student: “Hey, Dad! I’ve got some great news for you!” Father: “What, son?” College student: “Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?” Father: “I certainly do.”…
Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and was now back at school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Johnny was misbehaving. “Wait a…
One day in philosophy class they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the class, one student was feeling pretty good about…
Son: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right. Son: Well, you could at least try…
Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages? Student: They used Norse code! First Kid: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Second Kid: So what’s…
A five year old boy joined a new school. His new teacher asked, “can you read and write?” He replied that he could write but not read. The teacher handed him a…