Son: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right. Son: Well, you could at least try…
School
Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages? Student: They used Norse code! First Kid: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Second Kid: So what’s…
A five year old boy joined a new school. His new teacher asked, “can you read and write?” He replied that he could write but not read. The teacher handed him a…
A teacher saw a lad entering the classroom; his hands were very dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came…
Funny phrases written by children in English class… “I loved her so much that I put her on a pedal stool.” “She left him because he took her for granite.” “In the…
A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. “What are they doing?”…
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing…
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is…
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer….
The teacher asked, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replied, “HIJKLMNO!!” The teacher, puzzled, asked, “What on earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replied, “Yesterday you said it…
One day a teacher was greeting his new class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would anyone who thinks he or she isn’t smart enough for third grade…
An elementary school teacher, wanting to point out proper behavior, was asking the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. “Don’t play with your food,”…