From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain….
Holidays and Vacation
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes…
One Halloween, a trick-or-treater came to a woman’s door dressed as “Rocky” in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Shortly after she gave him some goodies, he returned for more. “Aren’t you the…
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Central America when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and…
A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached the town of Oconomowoc they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth…
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning but unwelcome visits from other campers, they…
A group of tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old.” There were appreciative murmurs from the crowd. “Not a…
A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn’t feel that the locals were friendly. “At 5 o’clock every morning,” he told a friend,…
Q. What does a goblin buy when he goes shopping? A. Grosseries… Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A. Frostbite… Q. How do witches keep…
An airplane encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory…
This past Halloween my brother had an unexpected guest, an old friend from high school. Instead of being home to greet trick-or-treaters, as he had planned to do, he went out with…
ATTAINABLE New Year’s Resolutions This year, I resolve to… – Gain weight. At least 20 pounds. – Stop exercising. Waste of time. – Read less. Makes you think. – Watch more TV….