Q. What is a vampire’s favorite sport? A. Casketball… Q. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? A. Spelling… Q. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving… Q. What would…

On the first day of vacation, the girl fell and broke her leg. As the doctor examined her, she moaned, “Why couldn’t this have happened on my last day of skiing?” The…

Q. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? A. They’re too wrapped up in themselves… Q. What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? A. Fasten your sheet belts……

Q. What is a ghoul’s favorite slurpee flavor? A. Lemon-slime… Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A. A stake sandwich… Q. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?…

Sing along – if you can! Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on…

1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.

The jetliner abruptly stopped on the tarmac, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the…

The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood,…

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then…

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her. The crew…

A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any alligators around here?!”…

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the…