The jetliner abruptly stopped on the tarmac, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the…
Holidays and Vacation
The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood,…
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then…
Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her. The crew…
A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any alligators around here?!”…
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the…
Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and was always careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He used bright ribbons and tape, so he was…
After a long, bumpy flight, the passengers were glad to finally land. They got off the airplane and the flight attendants checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket, one attendant…
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain….
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes…
One Halloween, a trick-or-treater came to a woman’s door dressed as “Rocky” in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Shortly after she gave him some goodies, he returned for more. “Aren’t you the…
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Central America when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and…