An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What…
Bad Puns
These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of…
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big holes in your garden! What did the termite say to the chair? It’s been nice gnawing you! What…
The famour artist Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a list of some of his lesser known relatives: -The brother who bleached all his clothes white…Hue Gogh -The sister…
There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing….
After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to sing, “Some day my prints…
The patient is adamant: “Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans–” “Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes…
A guy going into a restaurant wearing is met by a waiter who tells him he must wear a tie to eat there. The guy goes out to his car and looks…
During a performance for the high school drama class at the local theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy,…
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”…