I have a friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs…

After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to sing, “Some day my prints…

The patient is adamant: “Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans–” “Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes…

A guy going into a restaurant wearing is met by a waiter who tells him he must wear a tie to eat there. The guy goes out to his car and looks…

During a performance for the high school drama class at the local theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy,…

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”…

A boy had a crush on a girl at school. Every day his eyes would follow her wistfully, but he was so timid he couldn’t work up the courage to speak to…

Two trucks loaded with thousands of Thesauruses collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday. According to the newspaper, witnesses were stunned, astounded, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied….

Q. What do you get if you cross a karate master with a pig? A. A pork chop. Q. If there are ten copycats in a boat and one jumps out, how…

A woman called her doctor in a panic. Her son had swallowed a dime and she wanted to know if she should bring the boy in to be seen. “I don’t think…

What did the snowgirl do when the snowman was late for their date? She gave him the cold shoulder! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow skating today – the ice…

Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, “So, how do you drive this thing?”