Patient: “Doctor, I keep thinking I’m Mickey Mouse. And other times, I think I’m Donald Duck.” Psychiatrist: “How long have you been having these Disney spells?”

A woman called her doctor in a panic. Her son had swallowed a dime and she wanted to know if she should bring the boy in to be seen. “I don’t think…

What did the snowgirl do when the snowman was late for their date? She gave him the cold shoulder! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow skating today – the ice…

Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, “So, how do you drive this thing?”

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Fred walks into the doctor’s office one day and says to the doctor, “Doc, I don’t understand what’s going on with me. It’s really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee, and…

A man wanted a pet for his daughter. She had been getting good grades at school, and was helping out around the house without protest. He went to the local pet shop…

Q: What do you call a Dentist who rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? A: The Leader of the Plaque

Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross ants with ticks? All sorts of…

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What…

Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein! What games to ants play with elephants? Squash! What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant! What do…

These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of…