One day a man was walking on a beach.

He saw a bottle lying in the sand, so he picked it up and brushed the sand off. He uncorked the bottle and a genie popped out.

The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your boss will get double.”

The man thought for a while and said, “For my first wish, I want a million dollars.”

“Your boss will get two million dollars,” said the genie.

“For my second wish, I want a beautiful house on a hill.”

“Your boss will get two beautiful houses on two hills,” said the genie.

“And for my third wish, I want you to give me a mild heart attack.”