One day a man was walking on a beach. He saw a bottle lying in the sand, so he picked it up and brushed the sand off. He uncorked the bottle and…
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m…
Three T-Rexes are walking when one of them brushes against a shiny stone. A genie appears and grants them one wish each. The first says: “Make a huge hunk of meat fall…
A woman meets a friend and tells her in excitement: “Hey, yesterday I bought a toilet brush”. Her friend replied: “Alright, so?” Her: Well, I think it’s great invention, but I would…
Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There’s nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I…
It was the end of the school year, and a teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a wrapped gift. She gently shook it, held it overhead…
Walking through a supermarket, a young woman noticed an old lady following her around. She ignored her for a while, but when she got to the checkout line, she got in front…
Mother and daughter go to a store to buy clothes. The mother tries on a dress and asks her teenage daughter: Mother: Does this dress look good on me? Daughter: Mom, you…
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re disgusted by his haircut, tattoos, and piercings. Later, when he leaves, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to…
I took my 8 year old daughter to the office on “Take Your Kid To Work Day.” When we walked in the office she started to cry. As concerned staff gathered round…