Was Your Glass Dirty?
A guy walks into a bar, grabs a seat, and orders a whiskey double, neat.
The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over.
The gentleman reaches into his blazer, searching frantically.
This catches the bartender’s attention, so he monitors the patron out of the corner of his eye.
Finally, the man finds what he’s looking for and sighs a sigh of relief.
He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey.
The perplexed bartender grabs his attention, “I am terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?”
To which the man replies surprised, “Oh no, no, everything’s fine. I just promised my wife I would never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again.”