The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their hands over their crotch, the third covers his face. the boatload giggles and keeps on going. When they gt around the bend, out of sight, the others ask him ‟why did you do that?”
He replies, ‟I do not know about you fellows, but around here I am recognized by my face.”