The Old Fisher
An old man is fishing at a lake when a frog approaches him.
The frog says “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful woman and fall in love with you.”
The man is amazed. He pick up the frog, stuffs him in his pocket and heads for home.
On the drive, the frog starts squirming and making a fuss, so the man takes the frog out of his pocket.
The frog says “Hey, did you not hear what I said? Just kiss me already and you’ll have the woman of your dreams!”
The old man replies “I’m 80 years old. I’d much rather have a talking frog”