The Genie At Work
A boss and his two workers had a genie appear before them…
The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst them. The first worker said:
“I wish for a party yacht with hundreds of beautiful girls crawling all over me.”
Poof, and he was gone. Seeing this, the second worker eagerly said:
“I wish for a castle with hundreds of staff and a limitless credit card.”
Poof, and he too was gone. Scratching his stubble, the boss sighed.
“I want those two goddamn loafers back in the office before lunch break ends!”