The Criticising Girlfriend
My girlfriend who is studying for her scientific doctorate started criticising me the other day, complaining about small things I forgot to do recently and pointing out my minute personal faults…
So I said to her “Are you going for your degree in microbiology?”
She replied “No, no, I am working on particle physics, why?”
So I said “Okay, good, then stop putting everything I do under a microscope!”