Psychiatrists vs Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . Ive got problems. Every time I go to bed I think theres somebody under it. Im scared. I think Im going crazy.

Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the psyct.
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..

How much do you charge?

Eighty dollars per visit, replied the expert.

Ill sleep on it, I said.

Six months later, he met me on the street. Why didnt you ever come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked.

Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!

Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Aint nobody under there now!