A grizzly-looking cowboy leaves a saloon…
He comes back in, furious.
“Now I don’t know which one of ya took my horse, but I’m gonna go get one more drink and when I’m done it better be back out there tied up on that post… or I’ll do what I did back in Texas.”
He sits down at the bar and orders another shot. Another cowboy next to him leans over and asks, “What’d you do in Texas?”
“I walked home.”