That’s A Great Bike, Mate
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked – Where did you get such a great bike?
The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike”.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want”.
The first engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit”.