Ten

So, guy visits his doctor to get the results of his recent examination.

Doctor says, “I’m afraid I have very bad news. You have a fatal condition and only a short time to live.”

The guy, shaken, stammers, “Well . . . how . . . how long have I got, Doc?”

Doctor says, “Ten”.

The guy gasps, “Ten?! Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks?”

Doctor looks at his watch and says “Five . . . four . . . three . . . two . . . “