So, guy visits his doctor to get the results of his recent examination.
Doctor says, “I’m afraid I have very bad news. You have a fatal condition and only a short time to live.”
The guy, shaken, stammers, “Well . . . how . . . how long have I got, Doc?”
Doctor says, “Ten”.
The guy gasps, “Ten?! Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks?”
Doctor looks at his watch and says “Five . . . four . . . three . . . two . . . “