Smoking Weed At A Party
A group of guys were smoking weed at a party, when they heard a knock at the door. In a panic, they hid the joints in a cuckoo clock.
They opened the door to find two cops standing there. “It’s 1:45 in the morning,” said the cops. “You woke up a neighbour, who reported you to us. We hope you’re not using any illegal drugs.”
The cops searched through the whole house looking for anything suspicious, but didn’t think to look in the cuckoo clock. “You got lucky this time,” they said. “Try to be more quiet for the rest of the night.” Then the cops left.
As soon as the door had closed, the clock struck 2:00 AM. The cuckoo popped out and said, “Hey, man. What time is it?”