Paint Me Wearing Expensive Jewelry
A woman goes to an artist to have her portrait painted
She tells the artist that she wants him to paint her wearing lots expensive jewelry. Diamonds, gold, pearls, Etc.
The artist says, “But you aren’t wearing any.”
She replies, “I know, I don’t own any either. But if I die, my husband is the kind of man that will get remarried right away. I want to drive his new wife crazy looking for the jewels.”