The golfer called to one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddy who can count and keep the score.” “Yes, sir. I’m very good at keeping score.” “We’ll see. If…
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The golfer hit his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times,…
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt…
A guy took his sister to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but…
A teacher saw a lad entering the classroom; his hands were very dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came…
One day in philosophy class they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the class, one student was feeling pretty good about…
College student: “Hey, Dad! I’ve got some great news for you!” Father: “What, son?” College student: “Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?” Father: “I certainly do.”…
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her grades were good – mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a…
A grade two teacher was in the middle of a math example on addition… TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On…
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to skip class and go to…
“I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son. “Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.”