A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway. Why are you driving so slowly?” asked the officer. “Officer, I saw a lot of signs that…
Jane read that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk at her door. When the milkman read the note,…
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other…
Three antique dealer friends meet at the International Flea Market Fair. In the evening, they discuss their day. One of them boasts: – You know, I’m the best salesman in the world!…
A company decides to change the management style and hires a new CEO. The latter is determined to make changes to make the company more productive. On the first day, he makes…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those day-vorces.”…
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister…
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man…