Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens his lunch and says, “Tunafish, tunafish, I hate tunafish. If I get tuna…
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!” The operator patiently replied,…
A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1000 that my frog here…
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. “It’s all…
A man walked into a antique store and looking around saw a golden rat. When he picked it up to look at it, he discovered that it was very heavy. He asked…
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they…
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied…
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” To which the blonde replies… “Early this…
It is a lady who buys a wardrobe kit from a well-known Swedish furniture dealer. As her husband often tells her about her handyman skills, she decides to ride it alone like…
It’s Ginette and two friends, Josette and Monique, who have a serious car accident. They find themselves in front of St Pierre who questions them: – Tell me Monique: has your life…