Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented […]

“We rarely use the word cure,” said the psychiatrist to his patient. “But, after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you completely cured.” To his surprise, an unhappy […]

On patrol off Formosa, the officer of the deck of the U.S.S. Brownson asked the starboard lookout what he would do if a man fell overboard. “I would yell, ‘Man overboard! ‘ […]

A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old man and his son fishing. A moment later, a splash was heard. The boy had fallen into the water. The old man, however, […]

One day this Swedish guy walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: “You say in this ad that you have a […]

About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look […]

A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” […]

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your […]

A Salt Lake pheasant hunter took his son to Idaho to do a little shooting. But all the good fields they found were posted “No Trespassing.” Being a law-abiding pheasant hunter (as […]

Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens his lunch and says, “Tunafish, tunafish, I hate tunafish. If I get tuna […]