A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?” The…
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An elderly man moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told everyone scheduled to play…
Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…
Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded. “Do you understand…
Q. Why did the football coach send in his second string? A. To tie up the game. Quarterback: “Hey Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.” Coach: “You didn’t need to…
Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans? A. The home team lost the opener. Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches? A: Because if…
Q. Why did the basketball wear a bib? A. So it wouldn’t dribble. Q. How do hockey player’s kiss? A. They pucker up. Q. What did the nutritionist recommend to the losing…
Two boys were playing baseball. The pitcher threw the ball and the batter connected with a crack. “Wow!” said the pitcher, “It’s a run-home!” “You mean a home run,” said the batter….
A couple of young men were fishing when out jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and was off like a shot with the Game Warden…
A little boy was practicing baseball by himself. “I’m the greatest hitter in the world,” he said. Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. “Strike one!”…
A man and a boy have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. The man has been having no luck at all while the boy has been pulling…