All Jokes

Pro Golf Tip

A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?” The…

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Sand Trap Play

An elderly man moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told everyone scheduled to play…

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Finest Golf Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…

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The Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…

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Sportsmanship

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded. “Do you understand…

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Football Follies

Q. Why did the football coach send in his second string? A. To tie up the game. Quarterback: “Hey Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.” Coach: “You didn’t need to…

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Baseball Chuckles

Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans? A. The home team lost the opener. Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches? A: Because if…

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Sports Funnies

Q. Why did the basketball wear a bib? A. So it wouldn’t dribble. Q. How do hockey player’s kiss? A. They pucker up. Q. What did the nutritionist recommend to the losing…

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Baseball Pun

Two boys were playing baseball. The pitcher threw the ball and the batter connected with a crack. “Wow!” said the pitcher, “It’s a run-home!” “You mean a home run,” said the batter….

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Fishing License

A couple of young men were fishing when out jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and was off like a shot with the Game Warden…

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The Greatest Hitter

A little boy was practicing baseball by himself. “I’m the greatest hitter in the world,” he said. Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. “Strike one!”…

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The Secret to Ice Fishing

A man and a boy have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. The man has been having no luck at all while the boy has been pulling…

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