A school teacher was driving a bus full of kids when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties….

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She notices that her mother has a few white hairs. “Why are some of…

A boy was walking along one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the…

Two men were playing golf together for the very first time. The first player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of trees. He finally got onto the fairway, only…

Bob was playing soccer with his local team. He got a breakaway and headed towards the goal. He missed an easy shot to tie the game, which meant the other team won….

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the…

A man loved to play golf. One Saturday, he returned home from a scheduled golf game much earlier than his wife expected. She asked him why he was home so early. “Would…

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” the boss pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium,…

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and…

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th…

A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?” The…

An elderly man moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told everyone scheduled to play…