The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young naval student. “What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?” “I’d throw out an anchor, sir.” “What…
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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. That was the end of the…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “$300 for three questions,” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and…
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. “Well,” he replied, “the pay is…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you…
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared…
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness when he stopped and said, “Your honor, a juror is asleep.” The Judge ruled, “You put him to sleep; YOU wake…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight.” replies the man. The…
A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open. “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week,” says…
The corporate world is divided into two groups: those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know become the workers. Those who don’t know are also in two groups. First,…
Toby came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found his boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Toby?” his boss asked sarcastically….
“So tell me, Mrs. Smith,” asked the interviewer, “have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?” “Actually, yes,” said the applicant modestly. “Last year I had two short stories…