Twenty Ways To Tell You’ve Been Online Too Long 1. You type faster than you think. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL”. 3. You keep begging…
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If you have a job sitting in front of a computer all day, you may not be getting enough exercise. If you don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise…
I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like…
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the…
A man stopped at a flower shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a younger man burst through…
You know you have an Internet addiction when . . . Your web site bookmark list takes 5 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned…
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A lab supervisor was on duty in the university’s computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed…
A computer repair technician received this one-line email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
A man decided to improve his computer skills, and threw myself into it with enthusiasm. Every week he would check out five or six instructional books from the library. After about a…
Etch-A-Sketch Help Line: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick…