A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told the patient, “I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want me…
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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?”…
A guy walks into his doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!” The doc asks, “How long have you had this problem?” The guy says, “What problem?”
A computer programmer sat down with a woman and told her he would be showing her how to use some new software. She sighed with relief then remarked, “I’m so glad it’s…
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your problems in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like dealing with them. You could…
Nancy decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Her first move was to access the Ask Jeeves website, and Nancy told her it could answer any question…
With privacy regulations in full force, a hospital IT administrator reminded users that when they printed reports containing patient information, those reports could not be left in the printer tray. “They must…
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire…
“I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?” “Can you copy the Internet for me on this CD?” “I would like an Internet please.” “I just got…
At a computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: “If you had just boarded an airplane and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible…
While a man was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,…
1. An application was for employment 2. A program was a TV show 3. Memory was something that you lost with age 4. A CD was a bank account 5. Log on…