A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang…

One morning a soldier was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked like he was having a bad day. After the solder gave his order, the…

One day little Timmy was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. “Hello Timmy, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish…

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asked the king. “Sire,” replied the knight, “I have been robbing and…

A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said,…

A passenger train is creeping along, very slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees the conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on…

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at Larry’s house. He knocked on the door and Larry answered. After taking the pizza, Larry asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth,…

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything he runs…

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a hearing aid that…

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to…

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause…

A flight attendant watched one day as a passenger who was overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he…