Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and was always careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He used bright ribbons and tape, so he was…
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A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any alligators around here?!”…
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then…
Sing along – if you can! Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on…
The jetliner abruptly stopped on the tarmac, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the…
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local native. “What is it made of?” she asked. “Alligator teeth,” the native replied. “I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as…
Linda: “What’s that you’re reading?” Jill: “A diary.” Linda: “What does it say?” Jill: “I can’t tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential thing, with words that are…
A group of high school students played a prank on the school administration. They let three goats loose in the school building. Before they let them go they had painted numbers on…
One cold winter evening a family was preparing to go out for an activity. The wife, who was normally bustling about getting the children ready to leave, was this evening instead standing…
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. One modern painting caught her eye. “What on earth,” she inquired of…
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle…
A grocery store clerk asked a lady the who was coming through his check-out, “Ma’am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?” “That’ll be fine,” was her reply. The…