A woman had three young daughters… One day, the first daughter came to her and said “Mama, how did I get my name?” “Well, the day you were born, a beautiful lily…
A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked… “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied, “It is mostly a…
Once there was a rich man who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool behind his mansion. He also had a beautiful single daughter. So, one day he decides to…
A man had a cattle ranch that he ran with his two daughters. One day their only bull went crazy, broke through the fence and killed the man. The bull was injured…
My kindergarten daughter asked me a question, so I answered her back In confidence with the correct answer. She asked me “how I knew that”, so I answered her that “I knew…
A mom takes her daughter to the doctor The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said: “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo,…
A mom and her daughter are riding in the car together… The mom asks her daughter: “Honey your birthday is coming up, what do you want?” The daughter replies, “I want a…
Every year I get my daughter a bouncy castle for her birthday party. This year I notices that the prices had almost doubled from this time last year. I asked the guy…
My daughter brought a friend from school and she said his great-great-great-great-grandfather was coming to pick him up later. I was impressed and asked: “Does he know how his so many greats…