It was Christmas time, and the school kids had all given their bus driver cards and presents. The bus driver was truly feeling that the kids must really like his driving to…
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The church was celebrating its 100th anniversary, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, the minister had the children gather for a talk about the importance…
There is an old story about a mother who walks in on her six-year-old son and finds him sobbing. “What’s the matter?” she asks. “I’ve just figured out how to tie my…
While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked. “Yes,” the…
One evening, a four-year-old child came in while his mom was setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, “No, but I appreciate your…
Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, the mother handed him the money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza AND the coupon. When asked to…
When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. “It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, Mike has…
A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. “Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said…
A six-year-old called his mother from his friend Charlie’s house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. “But, Mom,” he said, brightening, “you…
Billy’s father was unable to attend his son’s Little League game, so when Billy swung open the front door, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do,…
An elderly man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is…