A salesperson calls a home and the phone is answered by a softly spoken little girl, so quiet she’s hard to hear. “Hello little girl, can I speak with your mommy?” “No….
My wife came home from work and stormed into the bedroom. She looked at me, sat on the edge of the bed, and sighed deeply. “I get the impression you aren’t being…
Earl and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year, Edna would say, “Earl, I’d like to ride in that helicopter” Earl always replied, “I know Honey,…
A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator,…
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a…
A woman goes to an artist to have her portrait painted She tells the artist that she wants him to paint her wearing lots expensive jewelry. Diamonds, gold, pearls, Etc. The artist…
A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a Texas highway. He asks for her driver’s license and registration. When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit. He…
John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible…
Yesterday, I bought a bottle of Whiskey and was on my way home on my motorcycle Suddenly a thought occured to me; What if my motorcycle crashes? What would I drink once…
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident….