In the photo department of a local pharmacy the pictures were sometimes developed incorrectly. If this occurred, the clerk did not charge the customer. Once a man came to pick up his…
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Everyone had weighed in, and the diet workshop leader began her lecture on the week’s topic: the problems of dining out. She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings,…
Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose a few pounds she had put on recently. “Great,” Sue exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can…
This quiz is fun to ask another person… Q: Do they have a fourth of July in England? A: Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th. Q: How many birthdays does the…
Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign saying… THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!! …and showed it to…
Ray was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small. He stacked…
A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. “Oh,”…
I childproofed my house, but they still get in. On the front: 60 is not old. On the back: …If you’re a tree. My reality check just bounced. Life is short, make…
“This house,” said the real estate salesman, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that…
Shopping for a black sweater, a woman couldn’t find anything suitable in a very trendy clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalog. After flipping through the pages, she…
A man walks into a post office to send a package to his wife. The postmaster says, “This package is too heavy, you’ll need another stamp.” The man replies, “And how would…