A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them….
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I never hear from…
A Father Notices His Son’s Bedroom Is Spotless, Then Finds An Envelope A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was…
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says….
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but…
Some low-level mafia thugs are playing cards… One of them says, “Where’s Joey? He never misses poker night.” His friend says, “Oh, didn’t you hear? Joey’s dead.” “Awww, that’s a shame. How…
Peter walked up to his teacher’s desk, holding a report card with a big red F. “If I were you,” said Peter, “I would change this while you still can.” “Why is…
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this amount even though I am a…
Now this one is just too Precious… ! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities…