Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. After the game, Mr. Roberts looks around and asks, “Now, who is going to tell the wife?” They…
A Wise Grandmother
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I never hear from them… never receive a thank you message.” Ruby replies, “I too send my grandchildren a very generous check. I hear from them within…
The Letter Of The Son
A Father Notices His Son’s Bedroom Is Spotless, Then Finds An Envelope A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition he…
The Lucky Sixteen Year Old Boy With A New Ford F150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.”…
Old Man With A Post Card
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can’t even hold a pen.” “Certainly sir,”…
Where’s Joey?
Some low-level mafia thugs are playing cards… One of them says, “Where’s Joey? He never misses poker night.” His friend says, “Oh, didn’t you hear? Joey’s dead.” “Awww, that’s a shame. How did he die?” “Well, he went to the doctor last week and found out he had gonorrhoea.” “So? Gonorrhoea isn’t fatal.” “It is…
Little Peter Is Angry
Peter walked up to his teacher’s desk, holding a report card with a big red F. “If I were you,” said Peter, “I would change this while you still can.” “Why is that?” asked the teacher. “Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing report card, someone was going to…
$150 For A Two-Minute Job
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this amount even though I am a surgeon.” The plumber replied, “I agree, you are right. I too, didn’t either, when I was a surgeon. That’s why I switched to…
Please Tell Me Your Name
Now this one is just too Precious… ! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at…
No, They Are Busy
A salesperson calls a home and the phone is answered by a softly spoken little girl, so quiet she’s hard to hear. “Hello little girl, can I speak with your mommy?” “No. She’s busy”. “Sorry? Did you say she’s busy? Well could I speak with your daddy?” “No. He’s busy too”. “Is there anyone else…