One day, a salesman stopped by the Jones farm, knocked, and the farmer’s wife came to the door. “Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked. “Sure is. He’s over in the cow…
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Farmer Peters hired a man to sort his potato crop. He told the man to make three piles: one for the small potatoes, one for the medium-size ones, and one for the…
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another….
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,”…
I saw an interview on TV where this one old farmer won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He…
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of…
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large,…
Farmer Jones had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows. Therefore, he’d visit them every morning and tell them jokes. The cows laughed and laughed and gave excellent milk. But…
A man was driving along a country road when the idea struck him to stop and pick some flowers. He had barely begun when he saw a mean looking bull not far…
A man walking down a country lane saw a young boy struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot,” said the man, “why don’t…
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his…