A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she discovers that she is no longer pregnant and…

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too” “Just leave all the lights on… it makes the house look…

A farmer went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. He gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some…

A family had just finished moving from their farmhouse into a house in the city. Early the next morning, their 5-year-old son ran in to his parents’ bedroom to wake them up….

Two horses were walking back to the stable after a day of training. One said to the other “I can’t understand why we are so slow; we come from good stock, we…

The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about farm animals, and bulls in particular. When she had finished, she asked, “name some things that are very dangerous to get…

A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is…

More than anything, Billy wanted to be a cowboy. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. “This is a lariat,” the rancher said…

Traveling down a remote country road one day, a motorist came to a stop in front of a giant puddle covering the entire road. He noticed a farmer leaning on a fence,…

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I…

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the…

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when the box suddenly fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different…