A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and…
A guy’s credit card gets stolen, and after a couple of months he finally goes to the police to report it. Cop: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card before now?…
I went to the store because I needed some milk. I got my milk, a pizza, french fries and a candy bar. I went to the self checkout , paid for my…
My father, who as a child loved baseball, once told me about a time that his dad broke his favorite baseball bat in half because he came home late one night. When…
3 people are interviewing for a job at the CIA All 3 have interviewed and performed extremely well and it’s time for their final test. They arrive and see a door leading…
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid…
A young man walks into a bar… and notices a an unfamiliar patron sitting in the corner. This person looks completely normal, except that he has an extremely large, bright orange, spherical…
A boss and his two workers had a genie appear before them… The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst…
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of…
A dog goes in to the telegram office, says “I’d like to send a telegram to London. Here’s a card with the recipient’s details. I’d like the telegram to say: “Woof woof…