All Jokes

One Peach Of A Tree

Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on a man’s peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, he was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted…

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Shopping For An Excuse

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him…

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A Hair-Raising Experience

Four-year-old Jack’s mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl’s grip and said comfortingly to…

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Room For Bad Behaviour

“When I was a youngster,” complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, “I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But our son has his own color TV, phone,…

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Supermarket Patience

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a screaming baby. As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept repeating softly, “Keep calm, Thomas. Don’t…

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Battlefied Driveway

Early one evening a man went out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawn mower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle….

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Tonsillectomy

A family was on the way to the hospital where their teenager was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride they discussed how the procedure would be performed. “Dad,” the teenager…

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Let Sleeping Dads Lie

A father had three boys. One summer evening, they were all playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys “shot” his father and yelled, “Bang! You’re…

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Fighting Fair

“I’m ashamed of you,” the mother said. “Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!” “He threw a rock at me!” the boy said. “So I threw one at…

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Dirty Little Boys

A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?” Thinking this was a new game she…

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The Price of Talking

One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a…

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What Did You Do Today?

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem. His children were playing in the front yard in their pajamas. Inside the house the TV was loudly blaring a…

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