The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. “We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said, alarmed by the sound. “He’s so drunk he won’t…
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop…
The turtle wanted to see an erotic movie once in his life. But the box office wouldn’t let her in, so she sat down in front of the cinema and started crying….
A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cop comes up to his car, the guy rolls his window down The cop says “can I see your license and registration?” The guy…
A man asks his fiancé to get married… She happily accepts his proposal, but he sets out a clear condition if they’re to marry. “I have a closet at the end of…
A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it was going…
A man goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array…
Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English. Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set…
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and…