A teacher was leaving the staff room when she found the Principal standing in front of the paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the Principal, “this…

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your…

The math teacher saw that Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO…

One day a teacher was greeting his new class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would anyone who thinks he or she isn’t smart enough for third grade…

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is…

Funny phrases written by children in English class… “I loved her so much that I put her on a pedal stool.” “She left him because he took her for granite.” “In the…

Son: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right. Son: Well, you could at least try…

One rainy evening,a couple emerged from a restaurant only to find that they had locked the keys in the car. The husband insisted he could open the door with a wire coat…

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!” the first one said. “Oh,…

A man rushed to the jewelry store soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. The clerk showed him a wide selection, and quickly…

The new bride went crying to her mother. “Momma, I can’t get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, but he keeps putting it off.” “Honey,”…

“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums. Could you use african violets instead?” Replied the customer sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to…