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No Nuts, Please

Man and woman are out on a dinner date.
Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?”
Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.”
Waiter: “Of course.”
Man: “But it didn’t say it had nuts.”
Woman: “I’m allergic, so I tell them just to be safe.”
Man: “That makes sense.”
Waiter: “And for you, sir?”
Man: “I’ll have the steak, no bees please.”

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