My husband is missing!

A woman went to the police station with her next door neigh-bor to report that her husband was missing. The police officer asked for a description. She said, “He’s thirty-five years old, six foot two, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Wait a minute! Your husband is five foot four, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied, “Sure, but who wants him back?”