He’s Tired Of This Cat But…
A man hated his wife’s’s cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it twenty blocks from home and dumping it.
But as he got back home, he saw the cat wandering up the driveway. So he drove the cat forty blocks away and dumped it.
But when he arrived back home, there was the cat waiting for him at the front door. In desperation, he drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and dumped it in the middle of a wood.
Four hours later his wife got a phone call at home. “Darling,” said her husband. “Is that cat there?”
“Yes,” said the wife. “Why?”
“Just put him on the line will you? I need direction.”