Granting You Only One Wish
A man is walking down a beach…
When he sees a lamp, he picks it up, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
Genie: I will grant you one wish.
Man: I wish for a highway to be built between California and Hawaii so I can ride my motorcycle on it
Genie: This would cause a ton of harm to the environment, is there anything else I can do?
Man: Ok, teach me how women think.
Genie: So do you want this highway to be 2 lanes or 4?