First Day In Pentagon
A man gets a promotion to the Pentagon and is very proud that he’s working his way up the ladder. On his first day he arrives a few minutes early to get set up in his office. His new secretary shows him the way to his new office, with his name etched into the glass and everything.He closes the door and sits down, beginning to situate himself.
A few minutes go by and he hears a knock at the door. He wants to give off the impression that he is an important man so he picks up the phone, yells ‟come in,” and as a man entrs the room he speaks into the receiver ‟thank you mister president, we’ll get it taken care of.” He then hangs up and asks the man ‟what can I help you with?”
‟I’m here to hook up your phone.”