A beautiful young woman wearing a revealing black dress and a sharp-dressed middle-aged man were sitting across from one another in an exclusive, high-end New York City restaurant; long white tablecloths and perfectly arranged place settings with one small white candle burning brightly in the center of each table providing the perfect ambiance…
While their waitress was taking an order at another table, out of the corner of her eye she saw the man suddenly start sliding down his chair and under the table, where he eventually disappeared from sight.
The woman appeared not to notice, instead, she continued staring at the large leather-bound menu which had been holding all her attention…
The waitress was immediately concerned that the man might’ve had a heart attack or a stroke…
The waitress rushed over to the table and without making a scene, interrupted the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but your husband just slid off his chair and is under the table and I’m concerned that he could be seriously ill…”
“No, my husband’s fine,” the woman replied calmly. “In fact, he JUST walked into the restaurant…”