Dear Neighbor, I Am Sorry…
A man who is riddled with guilt confesses in a sms message to his next-door neighbor.
Dear neighbor, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife for some time now. It’s been so good I have not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it’s just a quickie, but at other times it can last an hour or two or even till mid-night. I know it’s no excuse but I just don’t get it as good at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen ever again.
Feeling outraged and betrayed, the neighbor smashes his phone on the wall, glares at his wife and starts smashing everything they own, the TV, the china, the glasses…he is on a rampage. A few minutes later the man send another sms message:
Ducking auto-correct. I meant to say wifi.